It's no coincidence when your girlfriend, Tiffany, disappears at the allegedly haunted Miskatonic hotel in downtown Providence, but Hap, a recent college graduate (and videogame playing slacker), is the only one to put that together. As the most immature of amateur detectives, he signs on as the Miskatonic's newest bellhop to investigate her disappearance. Instead of ghosts, Hap discovers a cult that worships a cosmic entity called the Moon...