Their infancies tested your body... the preschool years torture your brain. In the award-winning Mommy Haiku'd All Over the Baby, author Jordana Landsman laid bare the darkest corners of her struggles as a new mom. Now, the kids are older and they can talk. And oh, the things they say. Landsman's follow-up memoir of her kids at ages 5, 4, and 2 is hilarious, absurd, and relentless - much like the fun-loving, trash-talking preschoolers...