This treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2,000 expressions from over 400 contributors. Each is categorized to make it easy to find the perfect, and often hilarious, saying for any situation. GREETINGS: I ain't seen you in a minute YES: Sure as a cat's got climbing gear. NO: I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth. ON THE FAIR SEX: Everything she's got is right on the showroom floor. INSULTS: If brains were leather, he wouldn't...