Missing Gretyl: You Only Love Twice

by Si Page

Some say Gretyl is loud, hairy, and obnoxious. Others are less complimentary. Buckle up for a comedic rollercoaster ride, with bad wigs, waxing disasters, holiday scams, a deluded hitman, lust, arson and murder. After fifty years of marriage, Gretyl Trollop is thinking of a new life, somewhere hot. Her husband, Albert, is thinking of the crematorium. She's thinking of stuffing herself in a bikini. He's thinking of a taxidermist. The Londoners continue...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1516946820
• ISBN13: 9781516946822
• Release Date: August 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 330 Pages
• Weight: 0.79 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"