Miss Piggy's Rules: Swine-Tested Secrets for Getting Mr. Right, Keeping Him, and Throwing Him Back When You've Had Enough!

by Jim Lewis and Louise Gikow

1997 1st printing trade paperback as shown. Tight spine, clear crisp pages, no writing, no spine creases, light cornerwear, smokefree. This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0762402113
• ISBN13: 9780762402113
• Release Date: January 1997
• Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.5" x 8.0"

Customer Reviews

Desperate SP Seeks SF. Any SF.

At the used price, I'd say it makes a splendid alternative to a card. Grab one and include it in a basket with some Godiva`s and smelly bubble bath, and TA DAAH!! You've got a fabo gift for one of your close, single girlfriends. She'll love the writing in oh-so-true Miss Piggy voice. I could actually hear her "HI-YA's" a couple of times. Artwork is funky and fun, too.

This is soooooo %$^ & * funny!

I found a used copy of this book and wish they would put it back in print. It totally debunks that ridiculous book "The Rules". Don't take it too seriously, but read it for its sheer wit and whimsy. I don't think this book is sexist at all--it is supposed to be FUNNY! To everyone that reads it and takes it seriously...LIGHTEN UP! It was supposed to be written by Miss Piggy, for heaven's sake! This is a perfect book to give as a gift to girlfriends and share with boyfriends--most of the guys I know have found this book funny too. Classic.

brilliant

This is funny, funny stuff. Acerbic, witty, ironic. Porcine

Deliciously wicked!

Miss Piggy thumbs her more-than-generous nose at the so-called "Rules" and provides us with a rippingly good time. Read this book with your tongue firmly planted in your cheek!

the only rule book you'll ever need

With mind-numbing clarity and her traditional wit, Miss Piggy debunks every thing you ever thought you knew about ridiculous rule books designed to help you lead ridiculous lives. This is a funny, biting satire, worthy of being counted among the best Henson stuff available. We're reminded why at their best the Muppets are more meaningful for adults than they are for kids. Buy multiple copies and give them to your knuckleheaded friends, dear loved ones, and former beaus.