The War on Christmas has reached a new level.Farmer Nicholas Merriweather runs an old-fashioned country store, selling antique toys and candies and Christmas goods: and he has many strange workers, suspiciously handsome and agile.The Store is forging a Seasons Greetings Army, with Antichristmas Weapons fuelled by an ancient power, the pagan Solstice, by means of which they intend to destroy not only Christmas, but Santa himself. There is only one...