If I had known my tears were doors for summoning sea demons, I wouldn't have tried so hard to cry. There are plenty of other things I wouldn't have done either, but the sea has ways of getting into my head, into my dreams-ways of making me do things, and even worse, making me think I wanted to do them. I grew up about as far from the ocean as anyone can get. Plenty of rivers and lakes nearby, but sadly it's all freshwater and the sea isn't...