ME AND JAKE, by Allan Young. These are hunting and fishing stories that I shouldn't tell anybody, because they are all true! There's a song that goes: "I won't go huntin' with you, Jake, but I'll go chasin' women." Well, me and Jake are both too old and fat to go chasing women-besides we wouldn't know what to do with one if we caught it-but we have spent over two-thirds of our lives hunting and fishing together. And we haven't shot each other yet,...