Every great adventure should include properly prepared snacks... You wouldn't believe that a simple boy like me, abandoned by his mother to the traveling cutlery trader Master Thorn, could rescue the Red Bean Princess. How I journeyed the seventeen kingdoms, crossed the Gorge of Razors carrying a fully laden cart on my shoulders, defeated the vicious but rather lazy Lion of Og, and attempted to converse with a whale-sized mermaid...
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