Lady or gentleman, the very least you can do is buy and read this book. I have sweated blood, painstakingly crafting these 42 original (and hilarious) works, plus a goodly number of (equally hilarious) limericks, all for the delight and amusement of you, the reader, and I'd like to think that my time and talent has not been wasted.
You will, also, by making this purchase, help to rectify a very grave injustice - which is that I remain globally...