Man Walks into a Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-liners

By Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins

Book Overview

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?

Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

-Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year

-A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

-Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep

-What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look Donut seeds

-The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines--it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1569756228
• ISBN13: 9781569756225
• Release Date: August 2007
• Publisher: Ulysses Press
• Length: 480 Pages
• Weight: 1.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.1" x 6.1" x 8.9"

Customer Reviews

Quantity over shadow Quality

Best thing about this book is "Organization". You can select category from content page.Every category has enough jokes so you can pick that suits your style best and share it with friends or in chat rooms .Definately it`ll help you win friends. Jokes are mixed taken from internet , standup comedy , and many funny one-liners that cater all audience taste .This is one thick book of 477 pages ,This book needs editing to cut its page numbers to half then it can compete with any top selling joke book as half of pages are just a drag and not making any funny impression. "Judy Brown" is another author you can try for funny stuff .

Great for the price.

A massive volume well worth the price. Filled with jokes organized by categories, this is a strong compilation. It is not a book of bar jokes. See also the companion book, Blonde Walks into a Bar: The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Jokes on Everything From Hung-Over Accountants to Horny Zebras. Combined they'll keep you busy for hours. James Buffington, author Politically Incorrect Liberal Obama Jokes: Funny Liberal Bashing Done in Good Humor; Barack Obama Jokes, Congress, Rev. Wright, & Democrats