What you're reading right now is known as the "flap copy." This is where the 72,444 words of my latest book, "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way," are cooked down to fit in a 3 1/2-by-9 1/2-inch column. But how does one do that with a fictional story about a B movie actor's disastrous attempt to finally star in a big-budget Hollywood movie? Do you tantalize readers with snappy zingers like the one in chapter six where Biff the Wonder Boy says, "You...