Harry Boyle's genius IQ has failed him. The alpha geek stupidly followed relationship advice from Invertary's resident evil mastermind--eighty-seven year old Betty. That's how he ended up trapped in an abandoned mine waiting to be rescued by his high school crush. The same crush he still loves. The one he's come back to town to claim.
Magenta Fraser doesn't want to be claimed--what is this? The Stone Age? The sarcastic Goth with a fondness...