I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. And do you know who I'm sick and tired of? Bertha's fat ass, that's who. Shit is gonna change around here, come hell or hot water. I provide everything round here! The days of her putting her fat ass fingers around my throat, the days of her punching me, the days of her talking down on me, and especially! The days of her taking my ding-a-ling are over! My name is, 'Marcel Carter' and dammit, I got rights!
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