WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first two LUSCIOUS MELCHUS books and TONTO CANTO POCAHONTAS before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the earlier books for you.Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He unwittingly ends up in redface as a Hollywood Indian in a movie production so hostile to Native American actors,...