A Sicilian rival to Helen of Troy is sent by the gods into the 21st Century "Witness Protection" to pose as an English teacher and preserve the course of history. She meets Nick, another teacher, who is taken with her and is puzzled by her obsession with THE ODYSSEY. But Zeus had been duped by the Oracle, who in tum was tricked by Aphrodite, which complicates a prophecy that leads Maria and Nick back 3,000 years to Sicily and an encounter...