Dear Mister.. . . no, too formal. Hey there sweet cheeks. . . no, too forward. *Clears throat* To whom it may concern, Full disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer--because it was free. I think it's important to be open and honest with your co-workers,...