Galen Randall fears no elephant, python, lion, or rhino through his camera lens, but he's deathly afraid of airplanes. A random seat assignment pairs him with Lou O'Malley, who calms his fears, but it puts him in the crosshairs of a clumsy, well-intentioned, ill-informed bevy of biker buffoons. Lou's dimwitted, tattooed "protectors" act tough, but they are about to meet a man who eats tough guys for breakfast.