My name is Collin Frost. I'm a fairly unpopular seventeen-year-old high school student. This is my story ... one that chronicles how my already dredge of a life went from miserable to totally and irreversibly jacked. I guess I should start at the beginning ... right before we were shanghaied-up into that alien spaceship. It all started on the way back from the game. I'm the kicker. We lost. It was because of me. Big surprise. But everything started...