Eleven-year-old Shelley only leaves her bedroom for two minutes, but when she gets back, there's a real, true-life, lavender-eyed baby on her bed. It's far too noisy, smelly, and heavy to be a ghost baby--so whose is it? It can't be her mom's--Shelley would have noticed--but it's not like she's around for Shelley to ask, anyway. She's too busy trying to get her horrible ex-boyfriend Scott ("the Toadstool") back, who Shelley definitely does NOT like...