I'm Lew Skannon, but don't say it fast. I wouldn't want you jumping to conclusions about me. I was born in sunny Saltcoats and raised in the equally sunny Southern Florida. Saltcoats is a small town nestling on the West Coast of Scotland and Florida is, well, Florida is perhaps a little better known. I was bullied as a child to the point I assumed it to be quite normal behaviour, but that doesn't happen any more, not since mum took up with Jack. I...