KRYSTAL'S MOM has set the ultimate goal for an overweight, middle aged woman. Since becoming widowed she has packed on the pounds and now with the wedding of her only daughter just months away she has vowed to join a gym as a means to become a lean, healthy, vibrant mother of the bride. Setting out to pick the perfect workout facility proves eventful to say the least beginning with a less than welcoming encounter with a fist shaking desk clerk...