I like animals and I like men begins the hopelessly-in-love narrator of The Round Bar, who follows her married country singer to Nashville in her own version of a down-and-out song. In The Oysters, Pat Boone not the Pat Boone laments his love for his newly married professor, while delivering oysters to be irradiated. The oysters themselves are having a hard time deciding whether irradiation is a gain or a loss. Wendy Brenner triumphs in capturing...