Most witches get a cat for a familiar. I got the Devil.Or his ghost, to be specific. That might sound cool in theory, but trust me-when he's narrating your smut books at the butt crack of dawn-it's not. He may be great to look at with a voice made for whispering filthy things, but he's also a giant pain in my ass. So after ten long months of not dating because I've got a demon king stalker, I finally decide to try again. That's...
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