Keeping the Baby Alive Till Your Wife Gets Home: The Tough New 'How-To' for 21st-Century Dads

by Walter Roark

A tongue-in-cheek peek at modern parenting from a father s point of view, this spoof is targeted at today s career-minded mom and dad team. Breezy, irreverent humor escorts dads through basic topics... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0970793707
• ISBN13: 9780970793706
• Release Date: April 2001
• Publisher: Clearing Skies Press
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.9" x 8.1"

Customer Reviews

A Great Gift Book for Dads, Trust Me

I loved this book because, as a new father learning my trade (so to speak) it gave me a break from all the pressure-packed, heavy advice books. With Keeping the Baby Alive, I could relax and laugh at the many ironies that come with child care. I also liked the book because I felt like it was written for me, an innocent young father who wants to do my best, but who also feels a little intimidated about infant care. The message here is 1) you don't have to be perfect and 2) you can actually have fun taking care of kids if you don't get too crazy and uptight about it. Besides, the book is just plain funny.

just like life, only funnier!

Mr. Roark hits the nail on the head with this very funny, very real book. Any new Dad will be able to relate to "Keeping the Baby Alive...' It took me several years to realize that my husband was REALLY proud of himself whenever he took care of the kids - he thought he had done his job well---he had kept them alive until I got home! Buy this book as a gift for any new father - or any father, for that matter!

Not for those with no sense of humor

This book is really, really funny because it pokes fun at every facet of baby care, all from a man's point of view. No one is spared, including dads, mems, babies, relatives (young and old), baby sitters, toy manufacturers, pediatricians and modern culture in general. It is not a book for women, but a book for women to give to men. Even so, I know several females who think Keeping the Baby Alive is hysterical. I think these gals understand that it's a tongue-in-cheek spoof--not a dead-serious care guide. heaven knows, bookshelves are loaded with grim instructional manuals for parents who are in hot pursuit of perfection. me, I gave up trying to be the perfect dad after a few months of stress and frustration. Now I use common sense and a sense of humor in taking care of our toddler and baby, and leave perfection to saints and superstars.

Outstanding

I bought this book on a lark as it was sitting at the checkout counter of my local bookstore. Nevertheless, I was pleased to find how funny and entertaining it is, and I did learn a few things about parenting.This guy Roark is pretty observant, and he let's us Fathers into many of the secrets of being a good dad. I think "Keeping the Baby Alive..." deserves a wider audience as it strikes a excellent balance between humor and tangible, useful information.Keep up the good work, Mr. Roark, and how about something on toddlers!!!

Great look at the humorous side of having kids....from a Dad

I rarely laugh out loud when I read humor...this book was the exception. I'm sitting and reading this book on the beach howling, and I look over at my wife and she's looking at me like I was singing with my headphones on.Roark has a dry sense of humor and nails the feelings of being a new Dad "center cut". A great read..a quick read. Reminiscent of Erma Bombeck's "The Grass is Always Greener over the Septic Tank". Enjoy it...I certainly did!