"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who doesn't like peaches." - Dita Von Teese When the world's most famous dancer comes to town in search of 'the next big thing', Dita ballerina is certain that her moves will make her a star when she takes to the stage. But failing to impress at her audition, despite giving it her all, Dita learns that when you can't please someone...