Bullshit is spelled 'You're a werewolf'. First, my parents tell me I'm going to be "checking into the Red Roof Inn" every month, and now, they tell me I'm a werewolf?! Add to that I need to pick a mate and enter into some wolfy marriage-NOPE. Not. Going. To. Happen. They can't make me. Everyone thinks this is just a phase but nineteen is the new two-and...