""I was born late and have been slow ever since. I was supposed to be born in April, but I arrived on June 19. Explaining my late arrival, the doctor said, 'Somebody made a mistake, ' and I took offense to that."" -Joe Perry Like life, Joe Perry's stories are a mixture of the sometimes humorous and sometimes serious. They all take place around the same time period as "Forrest Gump" (but without all that emphasis on running). And like Forrest, the...