Jesus Loves Me But The Christians Tried To Kill Me: Memoirs of a Jezebel

by Rene Endres

Meet Rene Endres. Rene introduces us to a world of laughter, love, sin, temptation, sex, friendship and utter betrayal. Rene married a professional wrestler whose escapades during their marriage and her reaction to them will shock and entertain you. Rene is irreverent. Her writing is raw and she has no problem sharing her insecurities or her truth. Rene is fearless in her interpretation of herself and the people who inspired this memoir. This memoir is proof that fact is more unbelievable than fiction. The way she tells her story will leave you doubled over in laughter and filled with heartfelt emotion. Her temptations for sex, love, and adventure have always gotten her into challenging situations. As Rene says she gets "va-jay-jaded." This adventure during her marriage, however, was the greatest challenge of her life. She should have known trouble brewed on her horizon when her wrestler wanted to elope without telling anyone. Then, they spent their honeymoon at Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel did give them a free dessert when they presented their marriage certificate. One bonus felt better than nothing.The honeymoon stage ended soon after that free dessert. After hearing Rene's sobs in a gym shower, the gym owner approached her and invited Rene to the next adventure of her life, church on Sunday. So, in attempting to emotionally survive her marriage, connect to something, and maintain what sanity she had left, Rene made an odd commitment to this church and it's way of life, opposite from hers, where the congregation of characters become the wildest experience Rene ever had. To say the least, Rene was a square peg in a round hole.This book is about this fantastic cast of characters and her involvement in those relationships. Navigating with Rene through each trial and tribulation with them will leave you breathless in anticipation of the next chapter. Her story is about survival. It is about friendships and bonds made in the strangest of situations. It is about life and the curves it can throw at you. It is about Rene, who with each curve thrown at her usually decides to hula-hoop.Rene will take you on a journey where every person reading her story will be able to laugh hysterically, connect with her, and cry with her. She will make your jaw drop a few times. Absolutely a must read, so hang on to your seats and enjoy the ride.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1499372434
• ISBN13: 9781499372434
• Release Date: May 2014
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 544 Pages
• Weight: 1.99 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 1.2" x 6.0"