Teddy Jones is a one-upper. We grew up across the street from each other, always competing. When I got into Brown, he got into Harvard. When I dropped out early, he went on to law school. And when I ended up in a string of bad relationships, he started dating my old high school bully. So when Teddy challenges me to bring a suitable date to my sister's wedding, I decide it's my turn to be the one-upper...