((Minor Spoiler and Warning at the bottom of the blurb. Please read all the way through.)) Sameerixis, or Sam for those who actually know him, isn't what you'd call normal. He had been a door-to-door salesman, of sorts. One that peddled wares, wishes, and whims to anyone willing to pay his prices. Except that life is gone now. His old business model had been modernized. Email, phone contacts, letters, flyers, business...