After four years of hoping, wishing, scheming, and waiting, the moment Alice has been yearning for has at long last arrived... Alice's dad is finally marrying Sylvia Summers! Alice always knew they were perfect for each other when she set them up back in seventh grade, but she's relieved that The Big Day is here. She's never felt so excited, so vindicated, so grown-up, and so ... well, so left out. Now that the wedding is really happening, no one...