I did a bad thing. I did a really bad thing. I'm not a bad person, I swear. I just made a few mistakes. Mistake number one was agreeing to rent my hotel out to an insufferable a**hole, named Aden Smith. Mistake number two was ignoring his threats to sue me when he handed over a list of items he deemed "unacceptable". Mistake number three was diving into the pool to save his life when he fell. It would have been less complicated to hide his body. When...