"I'd say this is one of the best books you're ever likely to read. Mainly because it is about me. This is likely to become one of those classic books studied (and admired) in literature classes, and probably history classes too once I've achieved everything I plan to. If you don't like this book, or don't understand it, then you're obviously an idiot." "This book is, quite frankly, embarrassing. It's just a horrible record of how...