Dungeons and Dragons: Illegal Aliens

by Nick Pollotta and Phil Foglio

Book Overview

Prof. Rajavur and his 'First Contact Team' had been patiently waiting years for aliens to land on Earth. Leader Idow and the crew of the starship, All That Glitters, were just looking for an unknown... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Mass Market Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0880387157
• ISBN13: 9780880387156
• Release Date: January 1989
• Publisher: TSR
• Length: 336 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 4.1" x 7.0"

Customer Reviews

Aliens Attack! - well sort of.....

This novel was more fun than I anticipated. Aliens land in New York and the UN first contact team takes over the world to deal with them. This is almost 2 books. The first half deals with the first aliens who land on earth and the second half what earth does in retaliaton to what they find out about people-out-there. This book sends up tonnes of standard SF stories and is fully tounge-in-cheek. It has a cast of eccentric characters and aliens who really aren't any better or worse than humanity itself. For a fun satire on the whole SF genre this book is a good read (as long as you aren't expecting anything too sophisticated..)

so glad to see this in print again! If you dont know what the cold war was see update!

So nice to see this puppy back in print! all you folks selling it for 80.00+ go soak your dirty heads! One of the great stories from TSR's heyday. I read this sucker the first time while a senior in high school way back in 89 and it still makes me bust a gut! Fun,wacky and a great read!update 2/18/06 I guess I should add this book is extremely sarcastic,sophmoric and juvenile(it was intended for teens after all)I do think the way it portrays humankind as self absorbed and unable to accept defeat is right on(its at once a strength and a weakness). I guess if you were teenager reading it for the first time never having lived during the cold war you might rate 2-3 stars

A brilliant satire of humanity's first contact with aliens.

This is by far one of my favorite books. Briefly, it concerns mankind's reaction to the landing of an alien spaceship in Central park.This book is somewhat distinctive in that it takes into account both humanity's resourcefulness and its perversity. With humor typical of the authors, in a linguistic mishap the aliens accidently abduct a street gang instead of the construction crew they had had their sights on. The resulting hijinks end with the Earth being put on Galactic interdiction, complete with a police blockade. Naturally, humanity isn't going to take this insult lying down! I mean, they're only aliens, after all. The second part of the novel deals with the good guys' attempt to contact the ruling council of the Galaxy in a half completed spaceship built with stolen and barely understood technology. In the process, they must defeat an interstellar blackmarketeer and criminal organization, in addition to the Great Golden Ones (the star cops).This book will have you in stitches within the first chapter-- guaranteed. Don't pick it up unless you have a healthy chunk of free time on your hands, or extrodinary willpower. You won't be able to put it down.

The funniest book I have ever read. Period.

I have one special bookshelf in a glass-fronted cabinet. It primarily contains books that I have written, some treasured personal mementoes, the ashes of my beloved cats, and one other book: Illegal Aliens. It deserves that special handling. Aside from the vivid descriptions, wonderful puns, and TRULY weird extraterrestrials, it actually teaches lessons about how things get miscommunicated among cultures and subcultures.

If you can find it...

This book was simply incredible. I picked it up in a train station bookstore for something to do on the 22 hour ride to Florida. I don't think I slept the entire 22 hours. Serious Sci-Fi mixed with great humour make this a must-read for any Science Fiction fan.