I've been secretly in love with Wilhelmina Redd-Grinst since the third grade. I should be the one taking her to our small-town high school reunion. The prom king finally gets his chance with the valedictorian. Except she hates me. To the world, I'm a pro hockey player with a million dollar smile. To Hemi, I'm the menace who (accidentally) sank her bike to the bottom of the lake. I...