If These Boobs Could Talk: A Little Humor to Pump Up the Breastfeeding Mom

By Adrienne Hedger and Shannon Payette Seip

This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use-a good laugh

Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life.

In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun.

Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book includes:

* Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk

* Quiz: Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs?

* Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads

* How to Find Your Inner Hottie

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0740771205
• ISBN13: 9780740771200
• Release Date: March 2008
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Length: 89 Pages
• Weight: 0.76 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 7.3" x 7.2"

Customer Reviews

Perfect Gift

After nursing and pumping through two children and 28 months (and counting), I did not think anything could make me laugh about breast feeding. This book is so funny. I have bought it for 4 other nursing moms too.

Love it!

Fantastic book for a nursing and/or pumping mom! Would be a great "inspirational" gift for a new mommy, too! (Provided you know she's planning to nurse -- a bottle mom probably wouldn't be as appreciative.)

Perfect Baby Shower Gift - What a Hoot!

If These Boobs Could Talk is a perfect baby shower gift for my pregnant girlfriend. I can't wait to see the look on her face when gets a load of this hilarious book. It's a fabulous way to ease the stress of new mommies and keep them smiling. Every new mom needs something funny to read during those long nights with new baby and this will do the trick!

Love it! Perfect gift for new moms!

Very funny book will keep you chuckling page by page. I got this book as a gift for a new mom and have since stocked up. It's the perfect blend of entertaining humor and "I've been there" camaraderie. When you are in the trenches of parenthood, it's nice to know you're not alone!

Hilarious! Perfect for new moms!

This book is fantastic! Lots of great humor and fun ideas to keep a breastfeeding mother laughing....that isn't always easy to do.