Funny Sarcastic Journal. I Wish I was as Thin as my Patience. This notebook is great people who enjoy sarcasm or sarcastic remarks. A perfect gift journal for birthdays, Christmas and Valentines or notebook kids going back to school. There is ample room inside for writing notes and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal or composition book. This paperback notebook is 8.5" x 11" and has 100 pages that are college lined.