Jake wasn't sure how much more he could take; it was bad enough his friend Steve was getting married and he was expected to play best man and cheerfully go along with the whole thing. And that the wedding was in a tiny Wisconsin town, so bowling and karaoke were bound to be involved. But now aliens were landing next to the cows at the farm and serving him with eviction notices for the population of Earth, and suddenly it was his job to save the human...