Think Rick Steves crossed with The Hitchikers Guide to the Universe These are the tales of a reckless traveler including: deportations, attack dogs, an arrested in Vienna, a hotel fire in Venice, smugglers in Scotland, and numerous police interactions. How I got drunk and was kidnapped in Boreao. Have gone without meals and slept on floors. Spent the night in brothels (twice). One of my trains was attacked by rebel forces. My wife Nancy...