I Am Not a Corpse

by Mark Katz

A hilarious compendium of fictional quotes--that weren't said but should have been--by famous people throughout time, compiled by a well-known political humorist. Just because the history books didn't record it doesn't mean it didn't happen.??It's entirely plausible, for instance, that Aaron, fed up with his older brother's miracles, could have blurted out the following: "Moses this.??Moses that.??Moses!??Moses!??Moses!"??Or that Cuban dictator Fidel...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 044050712X
• ISBN13: 9780440507123
• Release Date: June 1996
• Publisher: Dell Publishing Company
• Length: 191 Pages
• Weight: 0.54 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 8.3" x 5.5"

Customer Reviews

This book is a screem. Breakthrough humor. Mel Brooks-ish!

If you like classic humor like Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner's 2000 Year Old Man, you'll love this. Political junkies will love it. Anyone who likes to laugh out loud should get this book. What the hell, only $8! -EIS