Hymen's Recruiting-Sergeant: Or The New Matrimonial Tattoo For Old Bachelors is a satirical novel written by Mason Locke Weems in 1845. The book follows the story of a middle-aged bachelor named Ned Hazard who is convinced by his friends to get married. However, Hazard is hesitant and skeptical about the idea of marriage, and he sets out to find a wife who meets his high standards. The novel is a humorous commentary on the social norms and expectations...