Kenneth wrote this book at the age of twenty-one. In his high school yearbook Kenneth won 'Funniest Twitter Account' and has been riding off that success ever since. Every time Kenneth eats at a restaurant he tells the server that he won 'Funniest Twitter Account' in his high school yearbook so that they will give him a discount. They never do. Kenneth once got a parking ticket and tried explaining to the judge, in a very civil manner, that his ticket...