How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers

by Max Booth III

1. Do not respond to bad reviews.

2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.

3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.

4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.

5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.

6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.

7. Do not let the hostages take their...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1943720975
• ISBN13: 9781943720972
• Release Date: February 2024
• Publisher: Ghoulish Books
• Length: 192 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"