How to be an Adult Junior Ranger I swore I'd never return to Jersey, but unemployment only lasts for so long. Once home, I quickly discovered that the boy who used to torment me had aged to perfection. Unfortunately, it was also revealed that my poor excuse of a mother was now BFFs with her ex-husband, a.k.a. my dad. For the record, I am entirely against this unholy friendship. The cherry on top of this horrible sundae was that mom wanted...