If you think it's not possible to have a virtually self-cleaning home--think again! America's self-proclaimed "#1 Avoidance Expert" tells all in this often hilarious, always smart, and eminently practical compendium of tips, hints, and secrets to maintaining a spotless home by barely lifting a finger. Would you rather arrange flowers and light candles than dust the table they sit upon? Would you rather sweep the dust under the rug than vacuum it?...