Doug is a cheese pizza kind of guy. A honeymoon cruise around the Caribbean is the most adventurous thing he's ever done. Going on that honeymoon alone is unthinkable, but here he is, with a luxury suite and a broken heart. Tripp is a hopeless romantic. He's in a sinking relationship that's been taking on water for months. He'd throw in the towel if he had one, but he's naked and locked out of his room. No one should be on a cruise...