HOMO IDIOTUS is the latest breed of human now walking the earth. Replete with rights, self-importance, arrogance, expectation, and yet having done nothing to deserve mention, Idiotus is a transitionary hominid whose days are already numbered. Most certainly not the missing link, Idiotus strives to be God-like among the bipeds, phone in one hand, far smarter than he, and a custom IPA beer mug in the other. He wears designer sunglasses made of recycled...