It's the most wonderful time... Kris Krindle has been teetering on the edge of losing it for most of his life. Every "Merry Christmas" or misspelling of his name pushes him a little closer to snapping. Then it happens. A giant teddy bear and a string of twinkling lights put Kris on a mission to ruin everything people love about the holidays. Nothing is sacred, nothing is safe, and nothing can stop him from spreading his own brand...