Working for a sex toy company after failing to make it in the art world, Jessie Foley knows a di-er, phallus-when she sees one. And her brother's best friend-the reason she can't paint-is definitely a phallus. She'd rather drink bad eggnog than stay under the same roof as the annoyingly hot celebrity for the holidays, but patching up her relationship with her brother means making nice with his friend. Nic Fontana's shirtless smolder...